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You should watch Baby Assassins

It's on Tubi!

That's it. That's all you need to know.

The first movie is free to stream in the UK and the TV miniseries is on HBO Go. Click the links and then click play!

L-R: Mahiro Fukugawa (Saori Izawa) and Chisato Sugimoto (Akari Takaishi) stand isolated on a yellow background
Baby Assassins / 101 Films

Baby Assassins 「ベイビーわるきゅーれ」 is an action comedy series about a pair of teenage slackers who are also hitmen. I love them.

It stars Akari Takaishi as Chisato Sugimoto and Saori Izawa as Mahiro Fukugawa. The creator and director is Yugo Sakamoto. All these people are younger than me and I don't like it.

My (somewhat reductive) pitch would be John Wick meets Derry Girls.

Come for the scrappy, fluid fight sequences, stay for the long takes lazing around on the sofa talking about food.

The Baby Assassins movie is followed by two sequels (2 Babies & Nice Days) which are tragically unavailable in the UK (but can be found abroad). There is also a surplus of audio dramas and documentaries with no English translation.

In the third movie, Chisato says something translated as "Peachy keen, Avril Lavigne!" - which is just a line from Community.

You should watch Baby Assassins

Chisato and Mahiro look intense, guns drawn, at the entrance to a scrapyard
Baby Assassins 2 / Well Go USA

Further Reading

Chisato looks relaxed and happy on the beach, while Mahiro approaches holding a starfish
Baby Assassins 3 / Well Go USA

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